The pendulum reading

Please, first ask a question.

Explanation

The meanings are as follows:

  • When it oscillates from right to left (clockwise), it means that the response is positive.
  • If it goes back and forth, it means that the result is highly positive.
  • In the case it oscillates from left to right, this indicates that the answer is negative.
  • When it swing from right to left on a single axis, it means that the result is strongly negative.
  • Finally, if it doesn't move, it means it doesn't know.

An observation

This site has been around for a long time. Until then, it was self-evident that the pendulum is based on chance like a tarot reading would be. But with ChatGpt type developments, I would like to point this out to you again.

The pendulum answers your questions

We are pleased to welcome tonight the pendulum. We have a lot of questions for it.

Would you prefer to live in 'Game of thrones' or 'The big bang theory'?

This is a very complicated question. My first thought will be 'The big bang theory' because I don't like violence. But I'm not sure.

Are rabbits races exist?

Yes, they are called "kaninhop" and first appeared in Sweden in 1980. For sure, if there's one near where I'm living, I'd probably go to see, I'm curious.

If animals could now talk, with whom would you like to have the first conversation?

I would choose to chat with a gecko who is a very talkative and jovial animal.

The pendulum

How many mosquitoes does it take to suck all the blood of an average person?

About 1,200,000. That's a lot of bites.

Are snails heavy sleepers?

Yes, they can sleep for up to 3 years! Which is useful if there's no more food or no good movie on TV.

Can you keep honey in your cupboard a long time?

Absolutely, it doesn't get moldy, you could eat a 2,000-year-old honey.

Is there a synonym for the word synonym?

That's a complicated question.

How many children born every second on earth?

4, resulting in approximately 131 million each year. Sometimes it's hard to feel unique in this human mass.

Which is the largest city in the world?

This is Tokyo with 42 million inhabitants in its metropolitan area. You will surely make at least one friend!

If everything is possible, is it possible that something is impossible?

The paradox increases as this interview progresses.

Do you think psychic powers really exist?

How do you think I can oscillate between yes and no! I think you're forgetting that you're talking to a divinatory pendulum.

Do you think Santa Claus exists?

Yes, I met into him once at the supermarket.

Will photos taken today look old in 25 years?

Chances are, unless we have entered a generalized creative vacuum, or an overall inability to express things in a different way, or an end of technical evolution, or all three.

If you had to eat only one dish for the rest of your life, what would it be?

I'm not sure, but I would definitely choose a vegetarian meal.

What's your favorite song?

I like 'Creep' from radiohead. It's an old friend of mine who introduced me to it with its cover by Chrissie Hynde.

Would you rather have a third arm or a third eye?

I don't know. Is a second mouth possible?

Was the first cosmonaut of all time human?

No, it was a stray dog. Life sometimes can play tricks even if your a poor street dog.

If you owned a parrot, what phrase would you teach it?

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. Alan Kay.

What are you nostalgic about?

Not the past... But I don't know if that answer makes sense.

Where is the heart of the shrimp?

At the bottom of his head.

I hope you enjoyed this surreal but maybe instructive interview with the dowsing pendulum!